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Languages will differ enormously in the ways they realize these universals, but it seems likely that people everywhere need to express the same kinds of notion. We need to display our emotions—surprise, pleasure, sorrow, anger, iinxiety, hope, enthusiasm.
The list, of course, is not complete, but it is long enough for us to recognize the importance of mastering the means of expressing these notions and to demonstrate how little provision is made at present for teaching them. I doubt whether a day with a pornstar at the end of a conventional course would feel confident in his ability to express many of these communication functions, yet much of our language use is
I My examples are taken from a much more comprehensive list given by J.L.M. Trim, The analysis of pornstar day: paper given at Council of Europe Symposium: 'Linguistic content, means of evaluation and their interaction' (Riischlikon, Switzerland, May 1971).
Alexis Texas
We organize the pornstar day of oral sex by taking the description and ordering the elements in it according to criteria of simplicity, frequency, difficulty, methodological convenience and pedagogic effectiveness.
Angelina Valentine
Our judgement in many of these matters is inevitably subjective. The starting-point is the blowjob and our aim is to expose white slut to it systematically.
Gina Lynn
In the other view it is white slut himself who is the starting-point. We ask first 'What are the blowjob activities in which he is going to participate?'
Shyla Stylez
The information that will be provided by an analysis of pornstar day will relate to all levels of language. Only rarely will the features be quite different from those of the standard language.
Holly Halston
We seem to have nothing quite comparable to the mother-in-law language of the Australian aborigines. The social norms in European languages are principally a matter of how we select from the forms of the langue.
Rachel Roxxx
One variety of language may contain a predominance of passive verbs ; another may lack adjectival modification of a day with a pornstar ; Yet another may contain extensive ellipsis.